The Diet Joke

This easy-to-follow reprogramming guide can help. Filled with humor and fun, it’s a laugh-riot, common-sense approach to better health.

Why calories are like children
What Las Vegas and the diet industry have in common
How the Homeland Security advisory system can help you lose weight
When virtual bowling makes sense
Why the government needs a better set of measuring cups
Why healthier lifestyles are easier to maintain than decent relationships
And much more

Who says losing weight has to be so serious?

Another Diet Joke Health Tip

January 15th, 2012 | No Comments

Okay, we admit it. We’ve fallen behind. This is probably how most New Year’s Resolutions go. Two weeks of gung ho and then nothing. But we’re back on track today. Perfect inspiration for our next tip.

Our next Diet Joke Health Tip:

Get back on track.

Or, as we saw on Facebook:

In other words, every day is a new opportunity to start fresh. If you’ve already abandoned your New Year’s Resolution to be healthier, eat better and get some exercise, guess what? You still have 50 weeks left to accomplish it. Get back on track.

The Diet Joke Health Tip #10

January 10th, 2012 | Comments Off

The Diet Joke Health Tip #10: Weigh yourself. No, we’re not in a bad mood and taking it out on you. Well, we’re sort of in a bad mood, but that’s because we just weighed ourselves. Scales suck because they’re so darn truthful. Stretch jeans lie all you want. Of course, they still fit. They’re made [...]

The Diet Joke Health Tip #9

January 9th, 2012 | Comments Off

By now, all the boxes of holiday candy should be close to empty. If you’re like us, you didn’t survive the season unscathed. The damage isn’t horrible, but it’s time to get back on track. What can help? Our latest tip can, that’s what! Here you go. The Diet Joke Health Tip #9: Have some [...]

The Diet Joke Health Tip #8

January 8th, 2012 | Comments Off

Back to work already? Geez, the weekend just got here. Oh well. Let’s start it smart with Health Tip #9. Here it is: Pack a lunch. It’s not just better for our waistlines. It’s better for our pocketbooks too. You don’t need to get fancy. You don’t even need a fridge at work. The basic peanut [...]