Dr. Oz is a very busy man. I know because I sent an email to his show, and the automated response said something like, “Dr. Oz is a very busy man, but he appreciates your email. If you’re having an emergency, call 911.”
Calling 911 before emailing Dr. Oz in the middle of an emergency seems pretty obvious to me, but I guess we can’t assume anything these days. Apparently some people think Dr. Oz is on call for all of America.
He’s not. He’s very busy doing other things, like hosting a daily one-hour television show, writing online articles, and having sex.
That’s what he suggests in his MSN Health & Fitness article, “Dr. Oz’s 25 Health Tips to Swear By.”
Here it is. Tip #17.
Have as much sex as possible.
If a 50-something man could have sex 700 times a year, the exercise and stress reduction would make him look and feel years younger. I wouldn’t recommend quitting your day job in order to hit that number—but what’s the harm in trying? The next time your loved one says she has a headache, tell her she’s literally killing you. It works for me. Or use this fun schedule to have sex eight times this week.
That link takes you to the Men’s Health article “Have Sex 8 Times This Week,” which you can read at your own peril.
I did and it makes me wonder why I spend time on the web.
By the way, even if you followed the sex 8 times a week schedule, you’d still be short sex 284 times on the year.
Still, maybe Dr. Oz is on to something. I saw President Clinton and Mick Jagger sitting together to watch the US-Ghana World Cup Soccer quarterfinal, and they both looked pretty good to me. And what’s the one thing they have in common? Groupies.
