Archive for October, 2010

To Think or Not to Think? That is the Diet Question

Saturday, October 30th, 2010

Staying on a diet is hard for the same reason watching every episode of The Biggest Loser is hard: eventually you get bored.

When the current season of The Biggest Loser began, I said that I was going to watch the entire season in an effort to better understand its appeal. Here we are, some five or six weeks in, and I’m bored. I want to watch anything but The Biggest Loser. It’s a lot like trying to stay on a diet. You want to eat anything but a carrot.

I fast-forwarded through much of this week’s episode. Last week I was struck by something host Alison Sweeney said about the prize one team would receive for winning a challenge that involved running around downtown Los Angeles and guessing calorie counts. Sweeney said the winner would receive “40 weeks worth of The Biggest Loser Meal Plan for each member of the winning team.”

She went on to say, “You will have delicious and nutritious meals delivered to your door every single day so you won’t have to even think or worry about what you’re eating.”

RED FLAG, my friends, RED FLAG. We are supposed to think about what we’re eating. We should worry about what we’re eating. Maybe if we thought and worried a little more about what we’re eating, we wouldn’t have an obesity crisis in this country.

Cutaway to one of the contestants saying, “To not have to worry about calories and shopping and preparing up my own food and all that, you know, extra work would be awesome when I go back.”

I get that some of these prepackaged meal plans make things easy for people who want to lose weight, but then what? Do you stay on them forever? At some point, your 40 weeks are up and there you are, without a clue about calories, shopping, and preparing your own food.

Like I said, sticking to a diet can get boring. Eating prepackaged meals for 40 weeks must get boring too. The challenge we face when it comes to eating well is the same challenge we face when it comes to our sex lives: how do you stick to your commitment and not get bored?

You spice it up, folks!

I will continue to fast-forward through upcoming episodes of The Biggest Loser, but I’m going to fast-forward faster, so that I can bring you some well-spiced, low-calorie, easy-to-prepare foods to make at home.

Coming soon!

Eggy-licious

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

I love eggs. And not just the white part. That’s why I read the article “Eggs are Egg-cellent” with enthusiasm. You can read the whole article here.

Turns out eggs aren’t just good for us. They’re GRREEAATT. Tony the Tiger says that about Frosted Flakes, which I also love, but I love just about anything with the word frosted in it. You could frost some sardines and I might actually taste one for once.

Back to eggs, here are some interesting points from the article:

  • Eggs are cheap and nutritious. One large egg is full of protein (6 grams) and has only 75 calories.
  • Egg yolks (Yay! We get to eat the yolk) are good for our eyes, good for our brains, and help fight inflammation.
  • Eating eggs can help us lose weight. One study showed that people who ate two eggs for breakfast lost more weight than people who ate a bagel.

Two eggs, folks. Not Eggs Benedict.

Eggs Benedict are eggs, ham, muffin, and sauce.

 
Personally, I love hard-boiled eggs. Here’s a perfect way to boil them. I can’t remember who I learned this from, but I think he was French.

Hard boiled Beauties

Okay, eggs in a saucepan, cover with water, bring water to a boil, then as soon as the water boils, turn off the heat and cover the pan. Let them sit for ten minutes and they are perfect, almost every time. Heck, every time, minus the human error factor. You would think there wouldn’t be much opportunity for human error with a recipe that simple, but you’d be surprised. Project Runway might be on and the things boil for an hour and half. Then you get cracked shells and rubbery eggs.

One last tip from the article – terms like cage free, free range, and pasture-raised look good on the carton, but they don’t really mean much because the use of these terms isn’t regulated. It’s sort of like printing “Taste Great” on the carton. Certified organic means certified organic, which translates in English to “very expensive.”

More Biggest Loser Laments

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

Cupcakes were the theme of episode whatever of The Biggest Loser. I think it’s #4, but I’m not keeping track anymore. The show is neck and neck withThe Event for my title of Television Shows I Don’t Give a Hoot About.

Not that I don’t want to see all these contestants be successful in their weight-loss journeys. I do. I just can’t stand the tactics.

This episode featured the first Temptation Challenge. Now, remember: this is a show about obese men and women trying desperately to lose weight. But they want to stay on the show too. So what do the producers come up with? They decide to hide one “Get Out of Jail”  button among hundred of cupcakes. To find the button, you have to eat the cupcakes.

Talk about screwy.

Personally, I don’t need a prize to eat a delicious cupcake, like this beauty my sweetheart sent me from Crumbs Bake Shop in New York City.

Cosmo cupcake from Crumbs - www.crumbs.com

This is a cupcake to be savored, not gulped down with frenzy for a clue.

The rest of the show was, surprise, cupcake guilt, lots of moaning in the gym, a weigh-in, and an elimination challenge.

In the end, two ladies went home.

Winning quotes from the episode (you guys know I’m being sarcastic when I say winning, right?):

“Everything really changed when Adam and Rick basically lapped me in cupcakes.”

“I was trying to force it down my throat and choking on ‘em”

“I just was thinking of either, I’m going home or I get this cupcake. That’s what has been going through my head and body has been completely whacked.”

I think you can blame the producers for that.

The Games Begin

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

We’re only up to Episode #3 and I’m already losing interest in The Biggest Loser. So far, it’s more of the same — more workouts, more sweat and tears, another surprise weigh-in.

Weight loss figures weren’t as sexy as last week. Contestants dropped between 3-12 pounds.  Aaron, the heaviest contestant, lost 7 pounds, but trainer Bob wasn’t impressed.

“This guy should be dropping double digits every single week,” he said. I’d almost disagree with trainer Bob, but if there’s one thing we learned from Episode #3, it’s that Bob gets really mad if you say the wrong thing (which I do ALL the time).

Not much talk of nutrition yet. We all know Americans are too sedentary, but — come on — that’s just part of the problem.

Here are some more winning quotes from the show:

“People are moaning, crying, people are throwing up.”

“My ears are ringing, my…everything’s going a little dizzy.”

“The game has changed.”

Keep that in mind, folks. It’s a game. Maybe even a charade.

Speaking of charades, maybe next week, instead of watching Episode #4, we should all turn the TV off and play charades instead.  When you play charades, one person stands up, moves around, acts something out, uses his or her imagination, tries to communicate something.  The other people watch, problem-solve, laugh. Everybody engages.

I don’t know. Sounds like more fun to me.

The Biggest Loser Episode 2

Monday, October 4th, 2010

Episode 2 of The Biggest Loser Season 10 was as inspiring as promised — if you’re inspired by snot and vomit. If nothing else, it’s hard to eat while watching this show.

Contestants trudged through strenuous workouts two days in a row.  Workout Day One was so “crazy,” as Trainer Bob called it, that Rick, one of the older contestants, spent 45 minutes on his back with a medic by his side. This show needs a few more Jackass “Do Not Try This At Home” disclaimers. 

All of the contestants posted significant weight loss numbers. Mark lost 41 pounds, Patrick, 22, Ada, 18, and so on. Impressive, especially when you think the show started just a week ago. How much time has actually passed is unclear. What is clear is that the contestants now know how important it is to deliver big numbers. And so the madness begins.

What’s unfortunate is that some home viewers might think it’s normal to lose that much weight in a week. It’s not. Doctors recommend a weight loss of anywhere between 1/2 pound and 2 pounds a week, but what kind of show would that make.

Some of my favorite quotes from Episode 2:

“”I’m gonna break your fingers.”

“We’re two hours in and there are people puking in buckets over here.”

“People puking on the treadmill while they’re walking.”

Breaking Down “The Biggest Loser”

Saturday, October 2nd, 2010

I re-watched Episode #1 of  Season 10 The Biggest Loser online tonight. Talk about sad. This show is sadder than Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. And designed to be so, I’m sure.

What I get is, a lot of Americans want to lose weight. And some of them, apparently lots of them, are inspired by the show.

Makes me wonder, how is it, with the show in its tenth season, that these prospective contestants haven’t been inspired enough to lose weight before being cast on the show, but perhaps they believe they can’t do it on their own – which is exactly what the show wants us to believe so we buy buckets of The Biggest Loser products.

I wish all the contestants the best of luck. I also wish getting healthy didn’t have to be about competing for a cash prize, but I know as well as the next person that nothing motivates Americans like money.

Regardless, I have decided to log some of my favorite quotes from the show. These are from Episode #1.

“Elizabeth is conscious.”

“Don’t roll your eyes at me, girl, I’m gonna ruin your life”

“I’m gonna break your legs and beat you with them.” 

I admit, these last two were at the end of Episode #1 as an inspiring preview of Episode #2.

The breakdown is about to begin.