Archive for December, 2011

Holiday Healthy Flying Tips

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

The Christmas rush is fast upon us. With 5 days left to go, we at The Diet Joke still have to get a tree, put up decorations, send out cards, buy presents, wrap them, and bake cookies. Of course, we’re busy the next three days, so we’re planning to knock it all out Christmas Eve. Lucky for us, we’re staying put this holiday season. If you’re one of the millions flying about, you might be interested in the MSN Health article, 10 Preboarding Secrets to Staying Healthy When You Fly.

Suggestions include: eating a healthy meal before you fly, carrying your own blanket and pillow, and avoiding the airport bar. Also, since you can’t carry liquids through airport security, carry an empty water bottle and refill it often. Drink water before you get on the plane. Drink water on the plane. Here’s another tip: avoid the restrooms–they’re teeming with germs.

Hold on, Dasher!

How are you supposed to drink a lot of water in the airport and on the plane, and avoid the restrooms? That’s the problem with a lot of advice: It’s just not practical. The article does say, if you have to use the restroom (duh! you just told us to drink all that water), use a paper towel between your hand and ANYTHING, and wash your hands thoroughly.

Great advice, provided the bathrooms have paper towels. A lot of establishments have decided that air dryers are the way go and no longer provide another option.

So what’s a holiday-spirited traveler to do? Maybe stuff those stockings with vitamins and anti-bacterial hand wipes.

Have a safe trip, friends!

Oh Oh Oh It’s Magic

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

Hey, man! What’s wrong with this picture?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with this picture. I took it today and it’s no different than the picture I took two weeks ago. The real question is, what’s wrong with this tomato? It’s been sitting on my counter for almost a month. And it’s supposedly “organic.” Why won’t it rot?

Come on, you crazy tomato, ROT!

Whatever they put in this tomato, they should put in a skin cream. I’d buy it.

The Non-Rotting Organic Tomato

Monday, December 5th, 2011

This tomato has been on my counter upward of 3 weeks now. And it refuses to rot! Amazing. I thought organic meant, you know, more natural. But apparently, it means more magical and non-rotting. Sure, the tomato has aged a little, but still, the thing should be rotten by now. Maybe that’s why we live so long these days. We’re eating magical, non-rotting food.