Posts Tagged ‘health’

CALPIRG Campaign to Stop Subsidizing Obesity

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

A nice young man from CALPIRG showed up my door today and I shooed him away because, generally, I shoo away anyone who shows up at my door. He was collecting support for the CALPIRG campaign to stop taxpayer subsidies to agribusiness which, it claims, has made a box of Twinkies cheaper than a bag of carrots.

I told him I would follow-up online. I did, and I encourage you to do the same. Click here to read more about CALPIRG’s campaign to stop taxpayer subsidies to agribusiness. From there, if you’re interested in supporting the campaign, click on “Send an Email” to send an email to your state senators (no payment required).

The Diet Joke Health Tip #8

Sunday, January 8th, 2012

Back to work already? Geez, the weekend just got here. Oh well. Let’s start it smart with Health Tip #9. Here it is:

Pack a lunch.

It’s not just better for our waistlines. It’s better for our pocketbooks too.

You don’t need to get fancy. You don’t even need a fridge at work. The basic peanut butter and jelly sandwich with an apple will last for days. Want to make some friends? Pack an egg salad sandwich. We at The Diet Joke love egg salad sandwiches. And tuna, too! Peanut butter and banana? Delish. Our favorite? Not so much now, but when we were a kid? Bologna and ketchup! Oh man, those were the days.

And yes, bologna and ketchup isn’t the healthiest thing on the planet, but put it on some serious whole-grain whole-wheat bread and it’s better than fast food. Fill up your water bottle instead of hitting the soda machine, and man, are you saving money now, not to mention calories.

The trick to packing lunches? Try to do it the night before. Just about anything we plan to do in the morning before we go to work is likely to fall by the wayside.

The Diet Joke Health Tip #7

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

The Diet Joke Health Tip #7:

Make sure you get your Vitamin F.

F stands for friends. We can think of something else F stands for and you need that, too. But that’s for another day.

We know the whole “get your Vitamin F” thing is making the rounds lately, courtesy of Dr. Oz, who says having friends is good for our health. And we thank our friend, Kathy, for sending it to us. We were sort of in a bind tonight, what with a show to get to and time running out to get up our post. We could have gotten all stressed-out, but no need. See how having friends helps.

So what makes a good friend? According to Mark Twain, “The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right.”

 

 

The Diet Joke Health Tip #6

Friday, January 6th, 2012

We know. It’s Friday night–the first Friday night happy hour of the new year. Chances are the week back at work was tough and you’re ready to let loose. Not to pooh-pooh your party, but here we go.

The Diet Joke Health Tip #6:

Watch the alcohol.

We’re not saying you have to skip it altogether. According to some studies, one to two drinks a day may actually be good for the brain and reduce the risk of dementia, but don’t go overboard. Nothing impairs good judgment like too much alcohol, and yes, we’re speaking from experience.

If “Stop Doing Stupid Things” is on your list of resolutions for the new year (it’s on our list every year), you will help yourself a lot by only drinking in moderation.

As the great Knute Rockne once said, “Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.”

Or to put it another way:

“Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.”– Phyllis Diller

Happy New Year Health Tip

Sunday, January 1st, 2012

Happy New Year, everyone!

We at The Diet Joke wish you a prosperous and healthy 2012!

Is one of your resolutions to take better care of yourself? We’re on board. Our resolution is to give you one valuable tip a day to help you do so. Our other resolution is to dust more. So far, so good. We’ve already gone through three disposable Swiffer dusters today.

Our first valuable tip for taking better care of ourselves in 2012:

Give up soda.

We don’t mean a soda should never pass through your lips ever again, but we would all avoid a lot of empty calories if we saved those sodas for special occasions, or at least really hot days. Think about it: 3 regular sodas a day is almost 500 calories. And we’re not suggesting you substitute regular soda with diet soda. Too many chemicals.

As Benjamin Franklin once said, “Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbours, and let each new year find you a better man.”

And a healthier one, too!

Holiday Healthy Flying Tips

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

The Christmas rush is fast upon us. With 5 days left to go, we at The Diet Joke still have to get a tree, put up decorations, send out cards, buy presents, wrap them, and bake cookies. Of course, we’re busy the next three days, so we’re planning to knock it all out Christmas Eve. Lucky for us, we’re staying put this holiday season. If you’re one of the millions flying about, you might be interested in the MSN Health article, 10 Preboarding Secrets to Staying Healthy When You Fly.

Suggestions include: eating a healthy meal before you fly, carrying your own blanket and pillow, and avoiding the airport bar. Also, since you can’t carry liquids through airport security, carry an empty water bottle and refill it often. Drink water before you get on the plane. Drink water on the plane. Here’s another tip: avoid the restrooms–they’re teeming with germs.

Hold on, Dasher!

How are you supposed to drink a lot of water in the airport and on the plane, and avoid the restrooms? That’s the problem with a lot of advice: It’s just not practical. The article does say, if you have to use the restroom (duh! you just told us to drink all that water), use a paper towel between your hand and ANYTHING, and wash your hands thoroughly.

Great advice, provided the bathrooms have paper towels. A lot of establishments have decided that air dryers are the way go and no longer provide another option.

So what’s a holiday-spirited traveler to do? Maybe stuff those stockings with vitamins and anti-bacterial hand wipes.

Have a safe trip, friends!

Oh Oh Oh It’s Magic

Saturday, December 17th, 2011

Hey, man! What’s wrong with this picture?

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with this picture. I took it today and it’s no different than the picture I took two weeks ago. The real question is, what’s wrong with this tomato? It’s been sitting on my counter for almost a month. And it’s supposedly “organic.” Why won’t it rot?

Come on, you crazy tomato, ROT!

Whatever they put in this tomato, they should put in a skin cream. I’d buy it.

Secret to Long Life

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011

The secret to living a long life? It’s your genes, baby! Eating right, getting enough exercise–all that helps, but not as much as good genes. That’s according to the Einstein’s Longevity Genes Project.

We could link to lots of articles that are reporting the same thing today, but we picked this one from The Daily Mail website because we liked the first picture so much. We liked it so much, we borrowed it.
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Grandma!

We can’t take her anywhere.

Turns out, when it comes to living a long time, what matters isn’t so much what you do, it’s who you know, as in your parents and their parents and so on.

Does that mean diet and exercise are irrelevant? Not at all. Especially since there’s no way of knowing exactly which genes we’ve got.

Where do people have the longest life expectancy? According to the CIA Factbook, Monaco takes the cake in 2011.

New Happy Meal from McDonald’s

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

McDonald’s has announced its new, healthier Happy Meal. The changes include a smaller portion of fries and the addition of apple slices.

Happy Meal from McDonald's

But not everybody’s impressed. One unhappy nutritionist complains in her article, McDonald’s ‘Healthier’ New Happy Meals: Still Unhealthy, that “soda remains an option, the portion of apples is tiny, and the meal still has a toy.”

What’s the toy have to do with anything? Boy, some people are hard to please.

Sure, we get the toy’s a draw, but come on, we’re talking about kids. Frankly, I’m grateful when one of my nephews or nieces is happy with a small piece of plastic crap. Before you know it, they’re 10 years old and they want an iTouch. Maybe we should stop blaming McDonald’s and start blaming Apple for turning our kids into screen apes that just sit around and launch AngryBirds with their fingers.

We at The Diet Joke commend McDonald’s for moving in the right direction. And we don’t blame McDonald’s or Apple or any other company for America’s hefty kids. We’re more likely to blame parents.

Eat This, Not That Redux

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Boy, people can be bossy.

Eat this. Don’t eat that.

Don’t eat that. Eat this.

. . . at the fast-food restaurant, at the deli, at your momma’s.

The problem is, not everybody agrees. A few months ago we shared some recommendations for snacking at the ballpark, courtesy of the MSN Fitbie article Diet Friendly Ball Park Snacks. One of the recommendations: eat the snow cone, not the ice cream cone. According to the article, a snow cone “is surprisingly low-cal with only 30 calories and 5 g of sugar.”

Imagine our bewilderment today when we came across the article 6 Terrifying Theme Park Foods, also courtesy of MSN Fitbie. Worst Frozen Treat? THE SNOW CONE! (We don’t use all caps often, just for the occasional punch.) Their “Eat This Instead” recommendation? Ice cream.

If you’re confused, we don’t blame you. One article claims a snow cone has only 30 calories and 5 grams of sugar, while the other article claims a snow cone has 270 calories and 68 grams of sugar.

Who’s right? It depends. How big is your snow cone?

The ice cream facts are just as useless. In the first article, they tell us a cup of ice-cream has 500 calories. In the second article, they tell us half a cup of ice cream has 125 calorie (for those of you who don’t like to add, that’s 250 calories for the whole cup.) 

Who’s right? It depends. How premium is your ice cream?

So what have we learned? We’ve learned it’s not as simple as eat this, not that.

The best advice is, eat what you want, but if it’s high in fat, sugar, and/or calories, watch your portion size.