Posts Tagged ‘nutrition’

CALPIRG Campaign to Stop Subsidizing Obesity

Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

A nice young man from CALPIRG showed up my door today and I shooed him away because, generally, I shoo away anyone who shows up at my door. He was collecting support for the CALPIRG campaign to stop taxpayer subsidies to agribusiness which, it claims, has made a box of Twinkies cheaper than a bag of carrots.

I told him I would follow-up online. I did, and I encourage you to do the same. Click here to read more about CALPIRG’s campaign to stop taxpayer subsidies to agribusiness. From there, if you’re interested in supporting the campaign, click on “Send an Email” to send an email to your state senators (no payment required).

Dancing Off the Pounds

Friday, October 7th, 2011

I’m not a big Dancing with the Stars fan, but we at The Diet Joke have noticed a not-so-surprising trend: people lose weight on the show.

The latest to shimmy off some size: Ricki Lake, who says she’s lost 13 inches so far; and Nancy Grace, who says she’s lost 15 pounds.

Well done, ladies. It confirms what we’ve advocated all along. If you want to lose weight, get up and start moving. If you don’t like to dance, do whatever you enjoy. Just get shaking.

Of course, you also have to pay attention to how many calories you’re consuming. But here’s the amazing thing, the more active you get, the better you want to feed your body.

It’s like your body says, “Yeah, now we’re talking. Now let’s get me some nutrition.”

Our bodies do actually talk to us, but most of us have learned how to ignore them, the same way we’ve learned to ignore our spouses. Not because we don’t love them, but come on–how many times do we need to hear the big wave story or where the couch is going next.

Here’s some advice that will benefit both your body and your spouse. In the words of K.C. Sunshine, “Do a little dance, make a little love. Get down tonight.”

New Happy Meal from McDonald’s

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

McDonald’s has announced its new, healthier Happy Meal. The changes include a smaller portion of fries and the addition of apple slices.

Happy Meal from McDonald's

But not everybody’s impressed. One unhappy nutritionist complains in her article, McDonald’s ‘Healthier’ New Happy Meals: Still Unhealthy, that “soda remains an option, the portion of apples is tiny, and the meal still has a toy.”

What’s the toy have to do with anything? Boy, some people are hard to please.

Sure, we get the toy’s a draw, but come on, we’re talking about kids. Frankly, I’m grateful when one of my nephews or nieces is happy with a small piece of plastic crap. Before you know it, they’re 10 years old and they want an iTouch. Maybe we should stop blaming McDonald’s and start blaming Apple for turning our kids into screen apes that just sit around and launch AngryBirds with their fingers.

We at The Diet Joke commend McDonald’s for moving in the right direction. And we don’t blame McDonald’s or Apple or any other company for America’s hefty kids. We’re more likely to blame parents.

Eat This, Not That Redux

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Boy, people can be bossy.

Eat this. Don’t eat that.

Don’t eat that. Eat this.

. . . at the fast-food restaurant, at the deli, at your momma’s.

The problem is, not everybody agrees. A few months ago we shared some recommendations for snacking at the ballpark, courtesy of the MSN Fitbie article Diet Friendly Ball Park Snacks. One of the recommendations: eat the snow cone, not the ice cream cone. According to the article, a snow cone “is surprisingly low-cal with only 30 calories and 5 g of sugar.”

Imagine our bewilderment today when we came across the article 6 Terrifying Theme Park Foods, also courtesy of MSN Fitbie. Worst Frozen Treat? THE SNOW CONE! (We don’t use all caps often, just for the occasional punch.) Their “Eat This Instead” recommendation? Ice cream.

If you’re confused, we don’t blame you. One article claims a snow cone has only 30 calories and 5 grams of sugar, while the other article claims a snow cone has 270 calories and 68 grams of sugar.

Who’s right? It depends. How big is your snow cone?

The ice cream facts are just as useless. In the first article, they tell us a cup of ice-cream has 500 calories. In the second article, they tell us half a cup of ice cream has 125 calorie (for those of you who don’t like to add, that’s 250 calories for the whole cup.) 

Who’s right? It depends. How premium is your ice cream?

So what have we learned? We’ve learned it’s not as simple as eat this, not that.

The best advice is, eat what you want, but if it’s high in fat, sugar, and/or calories, watch your portion size.

The New MyPlate

Saturday, June 18th, 2011

Boy, are we glad the pyramid is gone. That thing was more confusing than taxes. In its place, the simple and easy-to-understand MyPlate.

New MyPlate from the USDA

Additional recommendations from the USDA:

  • Watch your portion sizes.
  • Pay attention to sodium content and choose lower-sodium foods.
  • Drink water instead of sugary drinks.

Boy, all this sounds familiar. I think someone at the USDA got their hands on a copy of The Diet Joke and realized we were onto something. Well, no credit needed. We’re just happy to see the improvement.

 

The Cost of Calories

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

As someone who loves to order fresh fish in restaurants, believe me when I tell you, eating well ain’t cheap. And it’s getting costlier. According to a study from the University of Washington, the cost of healthy food is going up at twice the rate of unhealthy food.

Over a four year period, researches tracked the cost of some of the most and least nutrient-dense foods in supermarkets. Their findings: the healthiest foods rose almost 30% while the least nutritious foods rose just over 16%.

How did that translate at the cash register? The healthiest foods rang in at $27.20 per 1000 calories while the junk food rang in at a mere $3.32 per 1000 calories.

We at The Diet Joke have decided to do our own investigation.

Specimen #1: A Chili Hot Dog and Regular Fries from Wienerschnitzel

$1.40 (using coupon)

Total Cost – $1.40 (tax included, I used a coupon)

Nutritional Information for one chili hot dog and regular fries:

Calories 600
Fat Calories 320
Fat 36 grams
Saturated Fat 15 grams
Sodium 1430

Cost per calorie: 0.0023 (4.3 calories per penny)
Those are some inexpensive calories.
Nutritious? Not so much.

New Year Tips for Easy Weight Loss

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

Happy New Year, everyone!

Is one of your New Year’s resolutions to lose weight in the new year? We wish you the best success. You can do it! And we hope we can be a positive contributor to your efforts.

We really like the recent edition of Consumer Reports and its article, “Lose Weight: 6 Easy Steps.”

Here they are, in our own words:

1. Watch what you drink. Calories are calories, and most modern-day beverages, from super-sized sodas to large chocolate lattes are full of them. Plus, no chewing so we don’t feel as full.

2. Protein is good for you. It’s been proven over and over again. A little bit of protein, whether it’s two eggs or a slice of cheese, is more satisfying than a handful of Funyuns. Consumer Reports recommends lean protein, and we agree, but sometimes nothing beats a piece of regular full-fat provolone cheese.

3. Fiber is filling. Love them or hate them, a full plate of steamed vegetables is more filling than a scoop of ice-cream

4. Don’t bring home the chips. Or the king-sized candy bars. Or the bag of creme-filled cookies. When you’re really hungry (or upset, or depressed, or bored), it’ll be the first thing you reach for.

5. Walk or something (anything!). You have to move in some way. Rosie O’Donnell said it great on her show radio show today when she said (paraphrasing maybe, I didn’t write it down because I was driving at the time), “Get up and move somewhere.”  Note from me: the refrigerator doesn’t count unless all you do is window-shop.

Finally,

6. Turn off the TV. Oh, man, would advertisers love if we watched a screen 24 hours a day. There’s even a new commercial that shows a cool kid lounging on his couch watching his flat-screen TV. Then he gets up, leaves his house, and takes the screen with him on his phone. Then he flips his phone into a pad as he stops and sits for a mocha latte coffee or some other beverage (see step #1). Next, he’s back on the street, with his eyes on his phone, until he arrives back home, plops himself back on his couch, and returns to his TV.

So, in summary, get up, eat well, and watch those empty calories. Happy New Year, everyone!

How to Avoid Holiday Overeating

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Most of us might gain a few pounds over the holidays. Here are a few tips on how to avoid overeating during the holidays.

School Lunches–From Bad to Worse?

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

You think what they eat on Survivor is gross? You should see what they feed some American kids. It’s no wonder kids love fast food. Compared to the crap the government feeds them, fast food is practically Michelin star.

If you want an idea of how bad it is, check out the blog, Fed Up With School Lunch, written by the mysterious Mrs Q, (she’s not exactly mysterious, but she doesn’t use her real name because she wants to keep her day job).

Mrs. Q. works in the public school system somewhere in Chicago. One day she forgets her lunch so she buys it from the school cafeteria. It’s so bad, she gets a great idea: chronicle the crap for a year–pictures and everything. All in all, it comes to 160 BAD elementary-school lunches. (Is it just me or is that a short school year?)

Talk about brave. I mean, look at the pictures first, and then talk about brave.

The Diet Joke salutes Mrs. Q. And Jaime Oliver. And everybody else who wants to expose how bad school lunches are. But come on, this is something new? When I was in sixth grade, I worked the lunch crew, and believe me, it was bad then too.

I volunteered for the lunch crew because it meant one week every month I got out of class 20 minutes early. I sold milk, regular or chocolate, which cost 6 cents. A few paces away from me, two other kid members of the lunch crew sold ice-cream bars and Oreo cookies, which both cost a dime (talk about an easy job, you don’t even have to make change).

The final member of the student crew worked the cash register for the hot lunch line. I don’t how much the hot lunch cost because I never ate it–ever–because it was bad.

It’s always been bad.

Has it gotten worse? Probably. But it’s always been bad.

Maybe things will improve. A few days ago, President Obama signed The Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act which is supposed to help, but if you read it here, it’s hard to see how. The Act is mostly about who qualifies for what and who’s gonna foot the bill. 220 pages and nowhere in there is there anything about making better-tasting food. And if it ain’t in there…

This is a directive to establish a pilot program that offers grants to schools that use organic foods. How long it will take for any improvements to trickle down to where Mrs. Q. work remains to be seen. I hope she keeps us posted.

Dr. Laura Likes The Diet Joke

Saturday, November 27th, 2010

The Diet Joke was thrilled to be featured on the Dr. Laura  show this last Monday as the Book Giveaway of the Week. Fifty lucky listeners received a complimentary copy of The Diet Joke.

Click on the link to listen to Dr. Laura talk about The Diet Joke on her national radio program. Dr. Laura Recommends The Diet Joke

The book giveaway is over, but you can see The Diet Joke featured here on her page of Recommended Reading.

Thanks, Dr. Laura. We appreciate the support!